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The funniest plush reviews ever...

My website has the option to write what you think about a specific plush.

I got these reviews from a "Benny B" on my website today, they were pretty funny.

NOTE: These aren't true in the slightest- and this person has NEVER bought from me. Some have never even been ordered before, because most were new in stock.

SAMUROTT POKEDOLL: (which is about 6-7 inches tall- and nobody had bought one yet)
Horrible. It is just horrible. The quality is really bad. It looks like the inside of a shoe. It's overpriced, it's only like 4 inches tall and it LIED. If you like bad quality plush then buy it. Horrible purchase.
CHARMANDER POKEDOLL: (which is made of the softest minky ever...)
I hate this plushiey. It's really ugly and it feels like felt. >;( It was only worth like $1. Don't buy if you like quality plushieys.

BLASTOISE UFO (more like $40)
wtf why is this so expensive I can't even afford this. >.< You should make it $10 not $400.... no one will buy

RAIKOU POKEDOLL (nice spelling... and we protect tags with plastic, but nice try...)
Stupid. It doesn't have claws and the stripes are iron-on. Its eyes have howles in them so you can see teh yellow under. The teeth bend out on mine, tag arrived torn. Not worth the money.

Thanks for the lulz, Benny B. I hope you had fun trying to sabotage my business.

I remind you... this customer did not buy ANYTHING. They were just being a jerk. But still they got a few chuckles from me.



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May. 28th, 2013 04:27 am (UTC)
The sad thing is that he can't even SPELL "plushie" correctly. Kind of a sad troll there and kind of an idiot too, if I might say so. Hopefully this doesn't affect your reputation much but honestly, I kind of doubt it. Maybe you could figure out how to get rid of the troll-tastic reviews just in case? I dunno *shrugs*

Og and speaking of poke-dolls, I came into a pretty big windfall financially and I was wondering if you had any of the Serperior pokedolls left in your stock. I was thinking of purchasing one form your site because it is one of the better priced places I've seen ;)
Thanks a bunch!

Edited at 2013-05-28 04:27 am (UTC)
May. 28th, 2013 07:28 pm (UTC)
Oh actually the site review system requires every review be approved first. I thought that was kind of dishonest at first because I can just reject those. But now I see why... he shouldn't get to leave negative reviews when he has never bought from me. That is just unfair. Purpleshinx says that he trolls other people on DA too, so its not just me. xD

I believe we have the best price on those anywhere (for authentic ones that is)... unless those guys on amazon undercut me AGAIN. Its so annoying every authentic pokedoll on amazon was so overpriced untill I launched pokedollUSA... now they slashed their prices like in half to undercut me.

Sorry... went on like a rant there. We just sold out of Serperior & Samurott a few days ago, but I will be getting more next week. I can also give yah a small discount if you want to pre-order it from the site, since your a friend. :)
May. 29th, 2013 06:14 am (UTC)
Yes, I can see where it would seem dishonest but at the same time, it prevents others from seeing falsified information and damage your reputation and sales.
I think it depends on the seller. I haven't seen much of undercutting actually, but those pokedolls with the very low prices are almost guaranteed to be booties/factory rejects. I have gotten authentic pokedolls for ridiculous prices, like my lucario and my 2010 charizard, but that was a hit and miss with that storefront. But I think that with such a large community to cater too, since PKMNcollectors has 5000+ members, I think you are pretty safe in terms of income.
I would very much appreciate the discount, actually. Thank you :D:D:D Should I decide to place an order, should I inform you that it is me, Gwen, or do you have another way?
Do you happen to have a Zekrom as well? I saw that on the Rekzom/Reshiram page availability wise, it only said one, but not which one. It is a little confusing, if they are showing multiple pokemon, like the Black/White Kyurems. I saw this on other pages as well. Maybe if and when you decide to make tweaks to the site, you could specify which one is available if there are multiple "formes", like the Meloetta and Keldeo? Just an idea. *shrugs*
But I'm pretty much a technological idiot in that regard ahaha.
May. 29th, 2013 06:44 am (UTC)
Yeah... those are the only reviews I have rejected, but I think its fair that they at least buy something before they leave a negative.

Actually you would be surprised. Pokedoll USA does not do very well because we have to pay nearly 13-14 to get the pokedolls just to get the dolls ready to sell (18-20 for the oversized ones; and 35+ for the Kyurems). And after pp fees and all the expenses we hardly make enought to stay up and running. But its doing better lately, and I am likely going to stick with it untill it runs me into the ground... xD

Yeah I am thinking about seperating everything- thank you for the feedback because thats actually really helpful. Because what I really have is x1 Zekrom and x3 Reshiram. So the "availability:1" is that way because there is only one Zekrom.

I can do $30 for Serperior if you would like- or I can give you free shipping on both of them. I can just send an invoice to your paypal or I can message you a coupon. They are expensive but totally worth it- especially Zekrom (I like Reshi better but the Zekrom pokedoll is one of my favs).

No pressure to buy anything, you can just let me know if you decide you want them. :)

May. 30th, 2013 04:53 am (UTC)
Well, I'm sure that as time passes and as we get pokedolls for the next gen, I suspect that you might get better sales, especially if you utilize social media like Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook (IDK if you use those or not). Do you have a storefront on Amazon?
I'm glad I could help. Are kind of a "hub" of sorts for sellers to sell their wares from? I wonder if you could do that, acting as a middle man of sorts for other sellers. You get some of the cut, as do they and you can get more sales since you can a wider variety of products. Forgive me, I'm just babbling. . .

I would prefer the shipping if I go with both. That Zekrom pokedoll is just full of cuteness and I really like Serperior's design so those are the two I'm planning on purchasing. I should be able to order by next week at the latest. I can send you a PM through LJ letting you know when I'm buying. Thank you very much for the help. It's very generous of you :D
May. 30th, 2013 05:48 am (UTC)
I actually do the middlemanning thing- I guess great minds think alike huh? lol. buy a lot in advanced too, but I have 2 people that get commission and fill orders from WA & NY. They are both members of the community too. The problem is finding people responsible enough to fill the orders on time; but the 2 girls I have right now are incredibly dependable.

Its not problem, I wish I could do more. Yeah, if you want them next week, feel free to ust shoot me a PM and we can go from there. <3
May. 28th, 2013 10:51 am (UTC)
XD He's been spamming people on DevaintART. Dunno why.
May. 28th, 2013 07:18 pm (UTC)
So this Benny B person does the same thing on deviantart?
I was just like... whats this guys problem?
May. 29th, 2013 12:11 am (UTC)
Well, not the same thing obviously, but... yeah.
May. 29th, 2013 12:48 am (UTC)
Well ty for letting me know. :)

I'm going to email you back soon... its on my to-do list. i've just been really busy.
May. 29th, 2013 10:31 am (UTC)
Okay XD I should really be making those banners but I'm very forgetful lately. :U
May. 29th, 2013 10:25 pm (UTC)
*sigh* People need to find better things to do with their time
May. 30th, 2013 12:58 am (UTC)
Seriously, I got another one today for an item that you picked up... they said that it was unauthentic and said that they knew because of the stripes on the tag (which is the method to check the old red tags- not the new ones).
May. 30th, 2013 01:10 am (UTC)
Wow... Just. Wow. People. :\
Jul. 14th, 2013 05:51 pm (UTC)
I am about to go steal the plushies from them and give each plushie a long warm hug. They don't deserve this torture.

Also, I'm dying from that Raikou review
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